Welcome to the desert..
Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show where once again I'm surveying the water left behind from last night's storm.. it's inspired by a Gun N Roses song... my version goes something like this..
Welcome to the desert
We get lots of rain
Anything you need to do
We'll try to cause you pain
You say the scrap man's coming
And picking up your steel
Man I really doubt it
Unless he's got 4 wheel..
We see thst hole your digging
We know you need dry...
So right when you go to bed
We'll open up the sky...
Typical. At least I got plenty of weed...
Welcome to the desert..
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Now that is the real poetry.
**Know what that is?
It’s my goddamn fuckin’ driveway.
Looks more like a fuckin’ river.
But, I got weed
so fuckit.
Peace/out**
I am still you named the place Buttermilk Ranch rather than my suggestion of “The Badlands” but there ya have it. Plenty of rain and sun makes for big old tap roots for your babies!
Damn dude. You cuss a lot.
Damn I basically live on an island and dont see that much water......
He might just need Hip waders too.
Definitely looks like 4x4 country.
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Hehehe!!!
Good morning @davedickeyyall!
The end of this is brilliant ..😂