A couple updates..

For fuck sake, you're going to get petechial hemorrhaging from coughing like that. I almost saw one of your veins burst on your forehead.

Make sure you get a red couch.

Do people get in trouble if the USPS confiscates stuff, like dab wax?

I worked for 5 months at USPS last year as a rural carrier and I'm sure I delivered some weed in packages before. Some boxes reeked but we delivered them anyway because I wasn't about to ruin someone's day/life going through their mail and bringing it over to inspectors....also the USPS does LOTS of illegal shit when it comes to spying, going through peopele's shit, gossiping about residents in the mail room....

If you think about it, USPS is the only part of government that literally touches every single person in America (and puerto rico) every single motherfucking day, come rain, shine or snow. They know A LOT about each person. I'm so glad I resigned.

Dear @davedickeyyall, sorry to jump in a bit off topic but may I ask you to support the HiveSQL proposal?
It lost its funding recently and your help would be much appreciated to keep the HiveSQL service free for the Hive community.
You can do it on Peakd, Ecency, Hive.blog or using HiveSigner.

Thank you for your support!

I do all of my furniture shopping on trash night.
!PGM