I had to show my Dick... ey

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Good morning y'all and welcome to today's show.. I'm going to pick up my new car here in a bit after a day of being a dickhead. It's been since Saturday morning that I've been trying to buy this car.. yesterday I had enough of the excuses and left this review on the dealerships Facebook page..

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Then after scrolling down I found the dealerships manager had left his email for another customer.. I fired up the ole erection machine and sent off this email..

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Needless to say the manager called me within 20 minutes and I explained my frustration.. apparently shit DOES roll down hill.. Cory called me a couple hours later and told me the deal was done. I pick up new car at 10am..

On a side note.. today is Thursday.. that means it's time for this weekend's betting lines..

NFL betting lines..

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Peace out y'all...

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Jets pk
Chiefs -2.5
Cowboys -7.5
Giants +3
Ravens -6.5

6 Hive each (30 total Hive)

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Wanna side bet me?
You take Baltimore I’ll take Cleveland.
Same line as above. 20 hive you in?

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I feel lucky I choose the only loss to bet you :)
Next week you choose the game.

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unrelated: I got hit with $2k worth of bills/fees, etc... light a few up more for me cuz I can't be smoking right now. I've gotta grind. Lol

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I’ll take the Jets (pick em), Giants (+3), and the Ravens (-6 1/2). Each 10 HBD. Total of 30 HBD.

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I’m betting the New York teams also. Usually a rule I don’t bet on my team (Giants) but had 2 on this one.

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None of those are my teams, but I think they are good bets. Are you from the east coast ?

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Denver Broncos for 10 hive
Cleveland Browns for 10 hive
Kansas City Chief’s for 10 hive

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3 losers for 10 HIVE each 😆

JK. Only you believe in the Broncos though. Good luck with those. Booked.

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Hey I want in on this, but I’m ignorant on what exactly the numbers mean.

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So example on Browns and Ravens. If the line is Ravens -6½ you have to win by 7 points or more to win. If you bet Cleveland you can lose the game by 6 and still win.. pay no attention to the numbers in the (parentheses) that's something I don't do.

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Alright makes sense. Thanks!

And when I bet do I send the hive right away, or wait till the bill collector hits me up?

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I trust you until Monday. Once. I pay Monday.. sometimes Sunday night

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