Theoretically, it has a bit of a coffee aftertaste!


Theoretically,

I think I start with a random opening-lol because I giggled.

He to her:

There is a shooting star hun, you can make a wish.

I wish that we get married.

I think it was just a plane.

Dropped my phone!

The lens broke.

Something else happened to me.

Not sure if I can say what.

Let's agree that this is a theoretical post!

Theoretically,

it's possible that you have guests who brought a gift.

It could be that you're sitting together, brewing some fresh coffee while the gift is being unwrapped.

Think how you serve the coffee and sit down and chat for a bit.

You have a good time.

In theory the gift needs to be rewrapped again.

Now, since you are a good host and appreciate the thought you would you like to save your guest some work and help him with rewrapping.

Theoretically, you grab the gift to lift it over to your side of the table.

You just wanna finish the job of rewrapping so everyone can enjoy the gift.

Now, as you pick up the gift and want to bring it to you, you reach over your coffee mug.

Theoretically, it now happens that while you are above the black hole you lose your power and you drop the gift.

You don't miss, you hit the cup.

Horrified faces stare at you in disbelief.

The fact with which precision and speed the gift disappears into the cup fascinates your guests and yourself.

You are not sure if you should laugh or cry.

All you know is that you have to save the gift from drowning.

It could be that you start to fish every little crumb out of the cup in a bit of a panic.

You unroll the kitchen paper towels because they are your only chance.

In theory everyone at the table hates you now, but then again in theory you saved everything and now the laugh's on your side.

Theoretically, it has a bit of a coffee aftertaste!

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Theoretically, decaffeinated coffee has never made sense to me. It's hot iGuess and tastes like it but taint coffee. In theory.

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Hear you and theoretically I appreciate your fine comment on my stated situation. In theory I sit here smiling while rubbing Joys belly. Wanna know something? They raised the dog tax. 20€ more now. They also increased health insurance premiums by 20€, as did the car insurance. Bastards!

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Everything is up here too. Fuel is up 85% in a year. Market items, clothing...

Dog tax? An actual tax for dog owners? Is it annual or how does that work? In the US we register a pet when we get them and if you move to a new location you register them again otherwise that's it. Dog tax sounds weird. How much is it?

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Yupp tax for dog owners. We are in Germany and now it gets interesting. Depending on in which Bundesland you live you pay an annual tax between 80€/ 90$ and something around 1500€ / 1700$ if not more. You can pay more if you own two dogs and then there is also a difference between size and breed. I pay 100€ / 115$ which is still ok but then it's just because I live in this area.

Inflation sucks the little bit left from the last two years out of everyones wallets. January is the worst month here. All the insurances and tax vultures claiming their money. And then you calculate with what you paid before because, no, you don't get a notice that they raise stuff until they did already. And suddenly it starts to add up and you can only wave goodbye to your planned vacation.

Wait a minute...a hundred years ago...

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I'm theoretically confused.

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Can I help you clear your theoretical fog of confusion in any kind?

Was the obvious not obvious enough? Should I have named the unnameable even though I live in a European country and the obvious can't be obvious unless you come from where others here come from?

Turned the theoretical confusion in a real one now?

Ummmmm....yes it's Friday night and I'm a bit bored at home...thanks for giving me like 2 minutes of distraction 😂

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Well, on a day like no other yet the same as before, theoretically one should not have to worry about opening the door to new ideas, because they've all been done before and at its core, the opposite of bore.

See what I'm saying?

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Very poetic in theoretic. I see what you're saying...at least I'm praying. 😎

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Now that's a gift that keeps on giving.

Keeps on giving you a reminder of this moment that keeps you up at night for eternity.

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Lol kinda. In the end we all would have survived if it would have drowned lol. But hey, thanks for the reminder ;)

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Theoretically, you just started a trend of people starting their sentences when talking to you with "theoretically". congratulations.

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Theoretically I could win a prize for being a TRENDSETTER! Thx.

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Theoretically, this is not !BEER.

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Theoratically, how do I get rid of this permanent coffee aftertaste I have?

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Goddamnit dude, I checked your comment and looked at your profile to the right, and read your sentence, twice, and me and my coffee were like:

I guess that's how you get rid of the aftertaste ;)

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