A Positive Post for the Oxymoronic!
It has been a hot second since I posted last and now I am wanting to present to you a new challenge. I remember always eating Jumbo Shrimp and thinking it was a funny juxtaposition of words. Lately with all the good but hot weather it leaves some in that lull of wanting to just relax. It's easy to get comfortable with things even though they can change at any time.
Mercury is retrograde and that ALWAYS shakes things up or makes communication weird or devices act up/break. Feel free to laugh at my belief that there may just be connections at times between us and aspects of our environment including what goes on in the cosmos. I mean isn't calling humanity "mankind" or "intelligent design" at times a bit of an oxymoron?
This is a rather simple post as I haven't written in two weeks but thought maybe just maybe since the first little wordplay contest I had went well.....I'd do another one! I'm just soooo edgy like that.
In the COMMENTS section leave an Oxymoron and remember that the wittier or most thought provoking will usually get a bit more love. There is no limit to how many "morons" you enter. If you make a post about your entry to milk things you no gets any love :( so sorry
As of now (and rules can change like they did last time and if anyone wants to show me or the contest love feel free....or not), anyhow as of now there will be THREE winners who will get THREE POB each. It will be paid out at my earliest convenience after or on Payout day. There will also be upvotes given out and some of those will be worth even more than the prizes ;)
OH THE SUSPENSE AND DRAMA...
Even if I get more thrown in by other community members it's going to widen how many winners there are so there isn't just dumping it back to sell but ultimately it's up to you what to do. Peace, Love and OXYMORONS RULE! Let's have some fun shall we? :)
giphy and @scholaris
All right then, let's all just "act natural" now, or things could get "pretty ugly" really quickly lol
:) acting natural is quite unnatural
So to be - crinkling straight - things like - fuck shit - are Oxymorons ?
Didn't know that , like - missed hits - in my knowledge .
Well lets see what other - smart morons - can come up with . :-)
lol, oxymorons to the moon or Uranus
I can just feel the tension building
Damn, this looks like a fun challenge to me. I will try to make a post about OXYMORONS that will make you fall in love to me. 🤣
I already love you , I say I love you to tons of people because the more love then just maybe every time we say I love you to random internet people a demon gets his horns ripped out :)
Demons need love too!
that sounds sexy af, lol, am just waking up so in a weird mood
what's new though?
thanks for playin , hey to all participating, thanks
Well, that's an interesting kink, LOL! Were you raised Catholic or something? 🤣
lol I wish (not really) no offense to all the Catholics on Hive btw :( ;)
ha ha how about "clever dick"
thinking with your head
Hype to the Blacksheepbloggers, My community (I made a ton but this one is for whatever)
Check it out if you have no idea on what tag to use or just feel like using it.
My favorite oxymoron is me.
That or "Proof of Brain".
ouch but lol, actually very brainy and brave to admit you are an oxymoron and just "nice entry dear"
Admitting I'm an oxymoron is the first step in recovery.
Maybe not everyone would agree, but I always thought 'military intelligence' was an oxymoron.
ahhhhhhhhh, this one I REALLY like
My Oxymoron is almost ready
and here it is "Battleaxe over-exaggerates "
Sigh , I clearly misunderstood this wordplay contest . I'm out .
I farking love it
How about an oxymoronic phrase like Buzz Lightyear's..."to infinity and beyond!".
Crash landing seems like a funny one or to when police exclaim that someone has been "found misisng"
I guess this post is a bit of an "open secret" lol, but we do need more people to comment. This is fun!
:) glad u like it, fun is a good thing
Pretty Ugly, joyful sadness, just Friends! 😊🙏
You haven't written in two weeks? That's amazingly awful especially if I was the one, I usually feel I am missing out on gists and small gossips around the blockchain lol.
And even making this comment is a calculated risk I had to take but I am hoping I could truly connect with someone at the end of it all, yeah I know it's a loud whisper but I truly look forward to it😌
Good grief! now my only choice is to slip into virtual reality
lol, seems that they want us all to just stay isolated inside as our reality is plundered....like that movie "ready player one"
Couldn’t forget my mom said “Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons. Actually starting to believe ... haha
your mom is wise, think sometimes the morons are in charge of the whole show lol
here's some old news
when i got to the airport i was informed i had a ticket to a grounded flight.
so i sat and watched the oxymorons on cnn. they were discussing the patient doctor who is a foreign native with the curious name
Youme Pushpull. then they briefly reported on a broke fixer who was once hailed as a freedom fighter. the sending continued with a piece on the defeated champion horse that bolted when it discovered he had got his stable changed after the loss. there weren't any honest politicians willing to be to interviewed so they finished off with the economy. the stock market made a lower high. in the past, futures markets have tended to follow suit
interesting but how is this an oxymoron? :)i like it just need to see the oxymoron
much like pretty ugly some of these are relying on double meaning such as patient doctor,broke fixer and stable changed
Ok, rocked my brain to get these:
I hope I did this right!
nailed it! lol on them :) good ones
'Happily Married' is an oxymoron after 5 years of marriage. Saying this from experience. ;)
lmfao, dat' crypto life is a bit of an oxymoron after 4 years of experience, lol, nice one
I took a inside exit while still influenced by my last post to take leave for a comment .
from exotic intern to local exotic ,... where some can even be exotic moronic in there own sharing way .
And @lols , ...Social Media ,... must be the greatest oxymoron ever . ;-)
faith in disbelief. aka atheism
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good one owly
HELLO, I am planning on getting the winners post out tommorow, I'm still getting over 'the crud' so thatnks for patience!!!! More to come so have some fun! <3
Whoever is directly controlling the V2K told me to kill myself. They told me if I killed myself now it would save the lives of countless others.Saying the longer I wait to kill myself the more people will suffer.
They are reckless and should have shown the proper media what they had before taking me hostage for 5 years. I know there are many in prison that dont deserve to be there because of this. Your stay in prison will not be fun @battleaxe and friends. People are going to want you dead when they find out what you did. I hope you die a slow painful death. You sick mother fuckers.
Its a terrorist act on American soil while some say its not real or Im a mental case. Many know its real. This is an ignored detrimental to humanity domestic and foreign threat. Ask informed soldiers in the American military what their oath is and tell them about the day you asked me why. Nobody has I guess. Maybe someone told ill informed soldiers they cant protect America from military leaders in control with ill intent. How do we protect locked up soldiers from telling the truth?